There’s nothing like the sweet, sweet symphony of your friend telling you that they ended their messy ass situationship. The euphoria high of knowing that the war is over and you can stop saying things like, “they should remember your birthday” and “they shouldn’t venmo you for taking an uncrustable from their fridge.” It’s too soon to exclaim, “about goddamn time!,” but you can give them this card, and that’s something.

• A2 Card 
• Blank inside
• 100% cotton, sustainable paper
• Brown self-seal envelope
• Printed in Queens, NY